three things I hate about the opposite sex…
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Loading ...Here we go with three of the most aweful offenses a woman can make in my book.
1) Inadequate senses of humor.
Considering how often I hear that I’m a funny guy, I have come to appreciate most everything that can be funny, as can easily be evidenced by my web comic links along the side. I consider a sense of humor to be second only to godliness, and since godliness cannot be, humor takes priority. Most of my close friends are funny or at least appreciate humors merits to an extent that will usually leave some flushed. Our humor, while dotted with knock-knock jokes is primarily satire and sarcasm, which my English ancestors would probably appreciate. There are many, but not enough, women who find sarcasm interesting enough to stay in a conversation, but I will never forget a conversation I had in june…
Me: It’s really a good thing im not gay, I could have been really offended by your brother & cousin last night.
Her: Well, I knew you weren’t gay. You wouldn’t be here if you were.
Me: Well I guess im not gay, but I don’t know. Your brother is kinda hot, muscular and all. I’d spank him for a dollar.
Her, Leaving.
Posted on November 8th, 2007 by Bob in Global Crises