three things I hate about the opposite sex…
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Loading ...Here we go with three of the most aweful offenses a woman can make in my book.
1) Inadequate senses of humor.
Considering how often I hear that I’m a funny guy, I have come to appreciate most everything that can be funny, as can easily be evidenced by my web comic links along the side. I consider a sense of humor to be second only to godliness, and since godliness cannot be, humor takes priority. Most of my close friends are funny or at least appreciate humors merits to an extent that will usually leave some flushed. Our humor, while dotted with knock-knock jokes is primarily satire and sarcasm, which my English ancestors would probably appreciate. There are many, but not enough, women who find sarcasm interesting enough to stay in a conversation, but I will never forget a conversation I had in june…
Me: It’s really a good thing im not gay, I could have been really offended by your brother & cousin last night.
Her: Well, I knew you weren’t gay. You wouldn’t be here if you were.
Me: Well I guess im not gay, but I don’t know. Your brother is kinda hot, muscular and all. I’d spank him for a dollar.
Her, Leaving.
Posted on November 8th, 2007 by Bob in Global Crises
The Girls Around Me, Thanks Ashley
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I am accused of being a chauvinist from time to time. It’s no secret that I like to treat women well, overall. A certain someone comes to mind that gets exceptions above the rest, but that’s another story. Today I am going to describe a paradox with me and the girls that I find myself being attracted to.
Cute and attractive are easily applied as labels, but as of late I have realized that there are also other things that weigh in pretty heavily. Things that I wouldn’t acknowledge if it weren’t for my keen eye for detail. For instance, I don’t find myself attracted to dumb women. This may seem like a simple statement, and I am kind enough to allow my past girlfriends, except two, to use this as a complement. Dumb women are attracted to me. They see that I am smart and witty and that im a gentleman, kind hearted and so forth and feel like they could mold me into something that they could keep under wraps.
Posted on November 7th, 2007 by Bob in Random