The Internet Is For Porn

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In no way does it take me longer than a moment to imagine that something as seemingly benign as Chat Roulette could have a darker side. Growing up on the internet exposed me to irritation, racism, ugliness, gruesomeness, sexuality, fetish, taboo, disgust and even in some instances cocks. Yes folks, penises are everywhere on the internet. Penises run rampant, kind of like water buffalo and wild horses… only on the internet.

What surprises me is the coverage. The fact that the news is suggesting that people go there to experience their own randomized chances to see the penises of internetophiles. What the hell else is there to anticipate in the course of one’s life. I, for one, have been around during the growth of the internets and its hate machine. How hilarious it was to see the news ladies fanning their faces as a penises land on their faces.

It’s hilarious, really.
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The Real World doesn’t care about FACTS?!

While i can’t be quite as eloquent as Thunderf00t in slamming these idiots, I do share his view that dropping out of college is not a good choice. Life is not about facts, but some facts that may be useful include the average pay that a college graduate is provided with v. one who doesn’t get through college, or the ability for someone to keep their job if they choose to press further into college.

No matter the problems with our educational system, being a dumbass is not an option. You dont need school to achieve great things, but it damned well helps.

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i am a ma’am

Warning: this one is a little over the top…